Simply The Jest

129 Folgen

1. "All the water on the slide had given me a complimentary enema"

   Vom: 29.8.2021
2. "The crocodile lunged and landed in the middle of the tent"

   Vom: 22.8.2021
3. "I looked down and there was a dart hanging out of my butt!"

   Vom: 15.8.2021
4. "My $50,000 inheritance got drunk at a house party!"

   Vom: 8.8.2021
5. "I cut the top of my thumb off with a samurai sword!"

   Vom: 1.8.2021
6. "My Nonna stole a penguin from Phillip Island!"

   Vom: 25.7.2021
7. "They took my jumper off and a bone was sticking out!"

   Vom: 18.7.2021
8. "We feed them once a year because they need human blood!"

   Vom: 11.7.2021
9. "I didn't realise it was their pee bucket!"

   Vom: 4.7.2021
10. "My entire career is based on a lie!"

    Vom: 27.6.2021
11. "Six people with machine guns seems like an overreaction to manspreading!"

    Vom: 20.6.2021
12. "The first date where she got extremely shat on!"

    Vom: 13.6.2021
13. "I copped quite a stern spray from Kelly Slater!"

    Vom: 6.6.2021
14. "I had to remove a bullet from my own back!"

    Vom: 30.5.2021
15. “I quit uni because of the mozzies on campus!”

    Vom: 23.5.2021
16. "He's aquaplaned into my urine!"

    Vom: 16.5.2021
17. “A beautiful combination of women’s intuition and Facebook stalking!”

    Vom: 9.5.2021
18. "We went to get some sticky icky and ended up with a pig in Tassie!”

    Vom: 3.5.2021
19. "My boss kept me back late, so he could hit on my dad!"

    Vom: 26.4.2021
20. "I have represented myself in court nine times (and won)!"

    Vom: 19.4.2021