Daily Dad Jokes

2486 Folgen

1. A priest a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit “what is your blood type” (04 Sep 2021)

   Vom: 4.9.2021
2. My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. (03 Sep 2021)

   Vom: 3.9.2021
3. I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. (02 Sep 2021)

   Vom: 2.9.2021
4. What did the 0 say to the 8? (01 Sep 2021)

   Vom: 1.9.2021
5. Why’d the toilet paper roll down the hill? (31 Aug 2021)

   Vom: 31.8.2021
6. Why do I always feel great on Saturday and Sunday, and sick on all the other days ? (30 Aug 2021)

   Vom: 30.8.2021
7. My wife wants me to blow air on her whenever she overheats, but honestly... (29 Aug 2021)

   Vom: 29.8.2021
8. What's it called when Batman skips church? (28 Aug 2021)

   Vom: 28.8.2021
9. I’m terrified of elevators (27 Aug 2021)

   Vom: 27.8.2021
10. I got fired from my job at the bank today. (26 Aug 2021)

    Vom: 26.8.2021
11. Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump… (25 Aug 2021)

    Vom: 25.8.2021
12. What sound does a witch’s car make? (24 Aug 2021)

    Vom: 24.8.2021
13. What's the one vegetable you should never bring on a ship with you? (23 Aug 2021)

    Vom: 23.8.2021
14. It's been months since I bought the book, How to scam people online. (22 Aug 2021)

    Vom: 22.8.2021
15. You know Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother… (21 Aug 2021)

    Vom: 21.8.2021
16. A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and screams, “Give me all your money or you’re geography!” Puzzled, the teller asks, “Don’t you mean history?” (20 Aug 2021)

    Vom: 20.8.2021
17. My wife dumped me due to my obsession with comic books… (19 Aug 2021)

    Vom: 19.8.2021
18. Why aren't people in Afghanistan allowed to watch TV? (18 Aug 2021)

    Vom: 18.8.2021
19. How much does a roof cost? (17 Aug 2021)

    Vom: 17.8.2021
20. How do you find Will Smith when he's lost in the snow? (16 Aug 2021)

    Vom: 16.8.2021