Are People Supposed to be Out Rollerblading Right Now?

On today's 3-18-20 show: JV took precautions a little too far with where he used a bleach wipe, strip clubs are starting to offer virtual lap dances, Chrissy Teigen drops some epic hilarity on Twitter, people have started betting on the weather in the absence of sports, Busy Phillips wants to put an end to "mom-guilt", the sale of celery has taken a big hit, and it seems like no one in the Bay Area is following the shelter in place guidelines!