Your most embarrassing French mistakes

We asked listeners for their most embarrassing mistakes when trying to speak French. 

Important background: 

Jouer means "to play", jouir means "to orgasm". 

J'ai chaud means "I'm hot", je suis chaud means "I'm horny". 

Un baiser is "a kiss", baiser is "to f$$k"

The rest are pretty self explanatory. 

Thanks to Lily Heise, the author who co-hosted the episode. Check out the site for more info about where you can find her work. 

Oh, and if you're easily offended, do not listen to this episode.