Some snippets from the P&J on 31/7/21

A wee puckly news items oot o yesterday's paper, not brought to you until the 1st of August due to a severe case of man flu or maybe something hitherto undiscovered by medical boffins. Probably the latter. I dinna think I've upset onybody at the Kremlin, but I thought I was a goner....OK now though! Cheers, please subscribe, leave a review, tell a pal...