A wee puckly stories from today's P&J on the 31st of May 2024

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. In today's rip-roaring episode; M&S moving up in sizes: Jings crivvens it's the kilt walkers; Belmont to update its fan(s) Watch oot for wee beasties in Scotland; Swift kicks homeless folk oot; Dons searching for goalie; Nae bad day in the shire Thanks, Allan.