A wee puckly stories from today's P&J on the 12th of April 2024

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. Westhill under attack! Robber pinched energy; Nasa on lookoot for Nessie! Doggie dancing at the Blue Lump; Step forward all Mearns folk! Barron would suit Serie A.....Apparently Toasty in the Shire today Knotted hunkies at the reason