EDUCATING RICKY BY KARL PILKINGTON - Part 3

PART 3 of a compilation of Karl's pseudo-educational feature, EDUCATING RICKY, which is a play on words based on the film, Educating Rita. Karl brings in a few ridiculous topics each week and teases his co-hosts, Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, with catchy headlines meant to sum up the topic, usually in the form of a stupid pun. Karl typically reads out the headlines, and lets Ricky and Steve react to them. After Karl is reprimanded for his idiocy, a topic is chosen and Karl proceeds to expound on it in a comical manner. Ricky usually cackles wildly and/or becomes enraged by the utter inanity and falsity of Karl's bogus story. At the end of each "educational" session, Ricky and Steve are exasperated by the fact that they have no idea what Karl has just tried to teach them. EDUCATING RICKY Headlines - 9 (0:00) Enough is anus - There's a bloke who reads asses (1:11) Don't worry, it won't last, it might just be a splash in the pan (4:45) Wool it like a bloke or a woman? - 1 in 10 rams are gay (5:05) A woman in Ireland... "Oh, go on then, we'll get married" (8:07) There's a woman there with a lizard hat (9:24) Flash in the pan - Years ago they used to dig for gold... (10:48) Don't rub it too hard, you'll get a rasher - "Ham it up" (12:15) Recapping previous EDUCATING RICKY topics (14:26) EDUCATING RICKY Headlines - 10 (15:05) Well, you'd think it'd be bug-head, wouldn't you? (15:50) They can clone people... It's a bit horrible and that (18:31) Oh, what a cat-toe-strophe - Her cat's got 28... (19:38) Is there a disability that's actually an advantage? (20:57) Recapping EDUCATING RICKY (24:33) WAR DO YOU THINK OF THAT THEN? Headlines - 11 (24:55) World Champion chess player, he helped someone out (26:22) First bomb dropped on Berlin killed an elephant - Das elephant is kaput! (29:20) Karl's stressed (30:39) John's Got a Moustache (31:16) I'd like to film you, secretly... (34:40) Recapping WAR DO YOU THINK OF THAT THEN? (36:35) A-CID I WOULD SORT YOU SOME SCIENCE OUT Headlines - 12 (37:26) More people are killed by donkeys than in plane crashes (38:16) We've talked a lot about hairy kids... (39:20) A fella who had hiccups for 69 years (44:00) Dog with the wig that we've discussed (44:13) Remember when you talked about sponges? (44:28) Ricky & Steve are disappointed with the feature (46:35) A news story confirms Karl's "Monkey Boy" story (48:16) A fella... basically just a head, and a little body (50:03) Teasing new educational topics (51:11) Nothing about space... It's big but there's nothing there (51:55) Anthropology - Don't you wanna know how a lung works? (52:28) COL-ON THEN, EDUCATE ME Headlines - 13 (53:15) Cut your brain case open... And then wake you up! (53:50) Did I tell you the time... the doctor said I was gonna die? (57:56) Woman had PORK CHOP stuck to her arse for 5 years (1:01:58)