132: OBITCH chaos in toyland...

Hello Geoffs! This week Spencer was in the Holiday spirit, breaking down some toys you should absolutely never have under the tree or there might just be some deadly consequences. But first, Madison is giving us the gift of patents for some pretty macabre inventions. We’ve got an obituary for the worst Christmas ever, and one that left us with some questions. We’ve also, of course, got some dumb.ass.criminallllllls!  Buy our book: prh.com/obitchuary Get your Merch: wonderyshop.com/obitchuary Come see us live on tour: obitchuarypodcast.com Join our Patreon: Patreon.com/cultliter New episodes come out every Thursday for free, with 1-week early access for Wondery+ subscribers. Follow along online: @obitchuarypod on Twitter & Instagram @obitchuarypodcast on TikTok Check out Spencer’s other podcast Cult Liter wherever you’re listening! Write to us: [email protected] Spencer Henry & Madison Reyes PO Box 18149 Long Beach, CA 90807 Get a cameo from us: https://www.cameo.com/obitchuarypodcast Sources: https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/us-woman-stabs-boyfriend-in-eye-for-looking-at-other-women-police-4616327 https://www.mayoclinic.org/medical-professionals/pediatrics/news/when-its-kids-vs-trampolines-kids-often-lose/mac-20431484 https://www.al.com/entertainment/2015/12/dangerous_toys.html https://www.newspapers.com/image/292255319/?terms=%22gilbert%20u-238%22&match=1 https://www.newspapers.com/image/337195192/?terms=%22lawn%20darts%20death%22&match=1 https://www.cbsnews.com/news/e-scooter-hoverboard-fires-deaths-injuries-feds/ https://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/3104447 https://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/2892241 https://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/5256068 https://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/6299229 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyroligneous_acid https://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/5895625 https://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/6550114 https://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/20050051065 https://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/6526779 https://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/5353609 https://www.newspapers.com/image/804500195/?terms=%223ft%20fall%22&match=1 https://www.instagram.com/p/C0agJRyLa92/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.