Recapping Bachelor, VPR, & Oscars in my Sweats

This is undoubtedly one of the worst seasons of the Bachelor but you know I’m watching and commenting like it’s my damn job. Someone needs to call out these thirst monsters! However, Peter did make some shocking cuts this week, all while looking so worried and just sad, like can you be happy all these girls want to bone you or nah? The Vandy cast is still celebrating Jax and Brittany’s Bachelor/ette party in Miami, and going to strip clubs every single night (and enjoying it WAY too much). Award seaso