Santa is most likely not coming this year and Elfy is dead

This week we cover the bold new idea of "Citizen Dismissal," the customer-service equivalent to a citizen's arrest put forward by humorist David Sedaris. Also: the stark reality of the North Pole under covid restrictions  Listen to the Buttfest 2000 miniseries at http://patreon.com/streetfightradio  Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Kal Marks - Nu Legs