CALL YOUR CUSTOMER OR TEXT THEM. STOP BEING COWARDS! (clip)

Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to weekly bonus episodes of MDC as well as Tony's new podcast LAST RESPONDERS This week it's a recap of Alexander's wacky, wildest workday yet in which his center manager cleans blood off the floor of Alex's Package car Also, we visit Real Raw News and find out which celebrity pedophile the military is executing this time