As an elder, I must warn you that gym instructors are replacing us! (preview)

This week we briefly address the psychopathic right wing response to Jordan Neely's killing on a New York subway before shifting gears to a pressing question every man must ask himself: is someone else stretching out and warming up your wife? Also: In honor of his coronation, we examine some truly funny defenses of the king and his royal family.  While on the subject of repulsive predators, Matt Walsh comes up and we watch the Daily Wire ad they launched to defend him in light of his past comments about teenage fertility and legal adulthood for 16 year-old girls. Not good, Matt! Sign up for the full episode at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week delivered straight to your podcast app or browser Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more. Join us.