Adding this eplicitly Asian-American muppet actually transforms Ernie. It makes him caucasian.

This week we cover CPAC president Matt Schlapp's war against the woke-ification of Sesame Street by including an asian puppet, and one facebook commenter imagines what it would be like if there were a white puppet. Also: scary times at the UK Aldi, as a mum is driven starkers by a mad cashier who refused to slow down. Support the show for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to every weekly bonus episode directly in your podcast app