082 | Criminals to the Rescue, Fake DUI Trial Proposals, & Cocaine-Stuffed Lunchables

A Florida man fakes an entire trial to propose to his lawyer girl, some inmates break into a car to save a child, and a couple guys hide their coke in Lunchables boxes. Plus we talk way too much about Deltona, morning alarm etiquette, and food related assaults. Finally, we get a question that very well may be the end of this show. Only time will tell. Enjoy (or don’t)!!! NEWS Florida Man stages fake DUI trial to propose to his girlfriendhttps://jezebel.com/florida-man-stages-fake-dui-trial-to-propose-to-his-gir-1832712767 Florida Man throws a slice of pizza at his mother during argument, deputies say. **Second Florida Man Pizza attack in recent memory on the show**https://www.wtsp.com/mobile/article/news/crime/florida-man-throws-pizza-slice-at-his-mom-during-argument-deputies-say/67-01e8e6f4-f109-4cad-a6a5-6360cd59e343 Florida Man captures video of a gator eating a python in the Evergladeshttp://www.fox35orlando.com/fast-five/gator-eats-python-in-florida-everglades Florida Man claiming to be an “Agent of God” caught carrying rattlesnake in Jacksonville Beachhttp://jacksonville.com/news/20190218/florida-man-claiming-to-be-an-agent-of-god-caught-carrying-rattlesnake-in-jacksonville-beach Florida Man vs. Coyote, Round 3. “I smashed him”https://www.counton2.com/news/national-news/-i-smashed-him-florida-man-fights-coyote/1797026197 Florida Man arrested with cocaine-stuffed Lunchableshttps://thetakeout.com/florida-man-arrested-cocaine-lunchables-1832791900 22ft Farmers now greet you on I-4 in Plant Cityhttp://www.fox13news.com/news/local-news/farmer-cutouts-turn-heads-in-plant-city?fbclid=IwAR3AJPBDLq14lEumUx2TPgPHvQHWf_4YfjDkBtoj4FvjHh4wtTt9Pgt0hac