Your mask is slipping

—Hysterics are jumping from Covid to Ukraine, saving freedom and liberty by getting rid of Russian spellings from restaurants—NPR to the rescue! Hypochondriac liberals are facing an increasingly maskless world, so our public broadcaster has advice on how to slay as a “one-way masker”—Munchie moms are proudly signing up their infants for experimental Pfizer vaccines as if Covid were polio—NarcgenderSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.